2019 has been a great year for DWMP. The year started out with the original group being shut down to rebooting and coming back stronger than ever. Over 37,000 of us and growing every day.
As we come to the end of 2019, I wanted to put together a “best posts of the year” type article but it’s impossible to organize them 10-1. Instead, I’m just going to list some of my favorite posts, comments, moments of the year. If I miss something please remind me. Our admin team did a great job sifting back through some goodies, there are SO many, it was hard to narrow them down, but here we go
￼The Jersey Shore Midget: This guy took an absolute beating in the comment section. After this was posted, he was gone within hours. The carnage sadly became too much for him to handle. Rumor has it he went back to work full time as a road cone on the Jersey Shore and part time with the lollipop guild.
The Tampa Bros: These guys shot themselves into superstardom with their post over the Summer and I laugh every time I see it. Just two bros absolutely killing it is low key one of my favorite posts from the group. The Jay Leno looking MF and the dude that looks like he eats penis for sport are just brilliant. I needed more from these guys but I’m afraid nothing they do will live up to this.
Feherty & Paige – One of my prouder moments. Now we all know where 310 came from, it sort of became the mantra of the group. This lead us to a filming of Feherety where we got a clip from the man himself.
Then, the memes resumed: Jay was the gift that kept on giving in 2019, I cant wait to see what he shaves onto his face in 2020.
Ass Slappin – Another post that had us all rolling. I gotta give it to this guy, contrary to how this looks, he has huge balls. I cant even imagine the thought process to all of this. The dude puts on his wife’s underwear, goes out in the backyard and films this.
Callie – Amy Schumer’s doppleganger has been another gift to the group that keeps on giving. She can bust balls and talk crap with the best of us. She can take it, for the most part, when she’s not on the rag. Her posts usually lead to some great comment sections. Some comments apparently broke her and she left the group, but like always, they come begging for more. Callie wanted back in, and I wasn’t letting her back in without an apology video for going soft. And she delivered:
Butthole mouth and crew.
DWMP taking over Bay Hill and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. Kiradech Aphibarnrat was the man!
This fruit who thought this was a good idea:
Anthony showing some athleticism, or the effects of gravity, not sure which…
The 600 lb flop shot… RIP Frankie Figgs
This guy, RIP to him and his ripped jeans
Gaskill, RIP to the head chief of the grammar police department.
Thanks to everyone for a fantastic 2019, looking forward to another year with all you maniacs and we look forward to providing more content in 2020. The new year will be bringing lots of new things including more content on our website, podcasts and even more merchandise. If we missed anything, let us know in the comments below!!